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Quotes & Jokes
Nothing is better for the inside of a man, than the outside of a horse. -Winston Churchill
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
* Border Collie - Just one, and then he'll replace any wiring that's not up up to code!!!
* Golden Retriever - The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
* Rottweiler - Make me!!!
* Boxer - Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
* Lab - Oh, me me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!!! can I? can I? can I?
* German Shepherd - I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and done a perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
* Jack Russell Terrier - I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture!!!
* Old English Sheep Dog - Light bulb? I'm sorry, I don't see any light bulb.
* Cocker Spaniel - Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark!
* Australian Shepherd - OK, but first, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle!!
* And the Cat - Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the real question is: how long will it be before I can expect some light, my dinner, and a massage???